1. Notes: 43932 / 46 minutes ago  from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from whiskeydrinking-operating)
    whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

    whiskeydrinking-operating:

    This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
    “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
    I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

    You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

     
  2. Notes: 1462 / 2 hours ago  from sicklemcgee (originally from effyeahultimatespiderman)

    effyeahultimatespiderman:

    Ultimate Spider-Man - Guardians of the Galaxy

  3. Notes: 18334 / 2 hours ago  from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from churrocigar)

    (Source: churrocigar)

  4. Notes: 108824 / 2 hours ago  from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from batmansymbol)
    http://smaugy-adventures.tumblr.com/post/95863879857/blue-author-batmansymbol-iamscienceside

    hearrivedlikethewind:

    blue-author:

    batmansymbol:

    iamscienceside:

    batmansymbol:

    science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

    Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

    god damn it science side of…

    The reason I like room temp beverages confirmed!

  5. Notes: 2367 / 2 hours ago  from sicklemcgee (originally from fallontonight)

    fallontonight:

    nikkirocksduh:

    fallontonight:

    Ron Funches talks about how confusing captcha’s are.

    Been saying this for years

    They can get pretty outrageous!

  6. Notes: 653 / 1 day ago  from sicklemcgee (originally from bushidocaps)

    (Source: bushidocaps)

     
  7. Notes: 823 / 1 day ago  from sicklemcgee (originally from uta-kun)
    "Nowhere to go, Zaheer"

    (Source: uta-kun)

  8. Notes: 50046 / 1 day ago  from sicklemcgee (originally from take--the--a--train)

    smaugy-adventures:

    viking-pony:

    my friend made an interesting point about skyrim

    the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic

    maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything

    maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass

    skoooooooomaaa

    (Source: take--the--a--train)

  9. Notes: 2880 / 1 day ago  from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from skeletongrazed)

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

  10. Notes: 382111 / 1 day ago  from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from sandar)

    smaugy-adventures:

    babyferaligator:

    unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    tellthemwhoiwillbe:

    While you wait for the waiter, 

    in that moment

    do you not become the waiter

    this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash 

    nyoom

    Wait? Do I LOOK like a waiter???

    (Source: sandar)

  11. Notes: 47066 / 1 day ago  from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from bewbin)

    bewbin:

    you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

  12. Notes: 20514 / 1 day ago  from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from thepoeticandtheprosaic)

    thepoeticandtheprosaic:

    Interesting fact:

    The BBC series Doctor Who ended in 2010. It was replaced by a show called Doctor Who Cares Now That Steven Moffat’s in Charge. The title of the latter show is often shortened for the sake of brevity. This has caused much confusion amongst viewers with many believing that the two series are one and the same.

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