Notes: 43932 / 46 minutes ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from whiskeydrinking-operating)
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
Notes: 1462 / 2 hours ago
from sicklemcgee (originally from effyeahultimatespiderman)
Notes: 18334 / 2 hours ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from churrocigar)
Notes: 108824 / 2 hours ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from batmansymbol)
Notes: 2367 / 2 hours ago
from sicklemcgee (originally from fallontonight)
Notes: 653 / 1 day ago
from sicklemcgee (originally from bushidocaps)
Notes: 823 / 1 day ago
from sicklemcgee (originally from uta-kun)
"Nowhere to go, Zaheer"
Notes: 50046 / 1 day ago
from sicklemcgee (originally from take--the--a--train)
my friend made an interesting point about skyrim
the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic
maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything
maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass
Notes: 2880 / 1 day ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from skeletongrazed)
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
Notes: 382111 / 1 day ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from sandar)
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from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from bewbin)
you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful
Notes: 20514 / 1 day ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from thepoeticandtheprosaic)
The BBC series Doctor Who ended in 2010. It was replaced by a show called Doctor Who Cares Now That Steven Moffat’s in Charge. The title of the latter show is often shortened for the sake of brevity. This has caused much confusion amongst viewers with many believing that the two series are one and the same.